>Subject: Friggin Weasels
>
>Hi everyone!  I have a fur problem!  One of my fuzz-butts, Sulley is
>really taxing my patience.  He gets up on my desk and knocks down the
>keyboard preceding to type...he keeps managing to log onto the internet.
>
>Cheryl and her 5 furs
 
Cheryl,
 
I say give him his own screen name .I have a feeling a fuzzbutt could
write something about 100% more intelligent than a lot of stuff you see
on the internet.If he insists on ordering something make him get a job
at 711 to pay the credit card bill.Young folks these days are soooooooo
spoiled !  .
 
If he learns to dial the phone you have a more serious problem.  Block
all those 900 numbers now before it's too late.
 
Otherwise get a computer desk that has a keyboard station that folds in
and out of reach.
 
Dooks, Christine and her friggin weasels
[Posted in FML issue 4058]