Hi all!
Loved the poem sent in 05/03, but that one verse just had to go!  I'm sure
you all know the one I mean...
 
'You could make a goat a coat
With a collar trimmed in mink;
Or give a pig a wig
In a dainty shade of pink.'
 
 
Oh, oh!  the horror! 'With a collar trimmed in MINK!!!'
 
No, can't have that.
 
So I thought and thought of other words that wouldn't alter the original
structure of the poem...how'd I do?
 
'You could make a goat a coat
With the buttons shiny zinc,
Or give a pig a wig
In a dainty shade of pink.'
 
Pretty sad, I know.  Anyone else?
 
It's a really cute little ditty otherwise, but I just couldn't handle that
line!
 
Sherrie
Dweezil ('mom, why would anyone make a collar out of our cousins?')
Sylvi ('I'd like a necklace made of raisins!')
Natasha crossed the Bridge 01/02/99
[Posted in FML issue 2668]