Here we go again folks.
You might be a ferret owner if:
 
that thing that goes bump in the night means you forgot to put up the
boogers.
 
that lump under the covers isn't your feet.
 
you can't turn over in bed,because of the crowd along your back.
 
you take out your car keys,and are instantly surrounded.
 
you always have a leash in your purse or car.
 
your cats always sleep in high places.
 
your shelves get cleaned off once a day and not by you.
 
you never get to read a newspaper the way it came.
 
an earthquake couldn't wake your pet.
 
That's it for this installment.Did I hear a sigh of relief?Maybe it was the
fuzzies enjoying their cardboard box with shredded paper and dryer hose
entrance.Computer paper of course.
 
      Sandy(have fun)
       Valentine(tunnel,tunnel,peek)
        Jasmine(Wheeee,a party!)
         Taz(What box? Oh!)
[Posted in FML issue 2338]