May I suggest that in the story,
 
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>Subject: Success (so far) with artificial leg on a 3-legged, monstrously
>large adult male ferret.
 
I should like to suggest that you take a good, hard, long look at the
following sentences:
 
>But I guess it's impossible for me to take a picture of my ferret with a
>wooden leg.
 
>     "Nope."  "Got to use a camera."
 
"Gottcha'" (Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle .  .  .  ad infinitum.)
 
Edward Lipinski, of Charmin fame.  And now in the Pinocchio (wooden legs,
et al) class.  Oh, yes he still has a sore back and a noisy neck
vertebra.  Guess he got that from all that bending over doing his Kevin
Costner thing.  You know - dancing with wolves.  Whoops, I mean, dancing
with ferrets.
 
[Moderator's note: Maybe we just didn't think it was funny?  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 2707]