I'm going to Jersey after tomorow, and won't be back until the thirteenth.
The good news is you will be without my incessant talking and posting.
The good news is no more irritating Ferret Prophet.  ::scratching my head::
Hmmm.... looking for the bad news here.... sigh... can't find it.
 
Aha here it is!  If you forget to enter the Afghan Raffle for ADV, I'll
have to send some of my Jersey relatives down to make you an "offer you
can't refuse".  My paizano friends will get the meaning.  For those that
haven't a drop of Italiano blood in them, then I'll give you a different
motivation.  For the men: if you enter the raffle I will send you a video
tape of Julie Fossa in her soaking wet tshirt beating the afhgan against
the rocks in Kat Parsons creek ensuring its softness.  For the women: I
will send a video tape of Carpet Shark Scott doing a war dance at my beck
and call, upon it to ensure softness.  Your choice.
 
Me:   Sheesh are you back?!!
Oracle:  ::shaking head pitifully::  Making promises you can't keep
         Wolfy?  The shame of it all!
Wolfy:   Get out of here, I'm working here!
Oracle:  WORK?!  ::Tilts her head back bellowing out laughter::
         Your fat butt in a computer chair, with typing from typo-hell,
         humilating Scott and Julie???
Wolfy:   OH OH.... And YOUR work is what?  Hmm?  Playing with the ferrets?
         OH wait... wait I know what it is.  Picking through poopie patties
         for hair balls!
Oracle:  ::up goes the staff::
Wolfy:   OH @&*# !  ::she zips out of here, but no.. no $&*@! this time
         though, just a puddle where she once stood.
 
Wolfy
For info on the ADV afghan raffle and how to enter visit:
http://www.geocities.com/ferretlover96/ferrets/adv-raffle-columbus.html
[Posted in FML issue 3498]