Just a little gem I found that Sean wrote way back when.  I forget how
old he was then:
 
Once upon a time there were two brothers named Rocky and Laddie.  They
played with each other a lot.  They loved the grass and the beautiful
flowers.  They layed down on the grass, they looked at the sun all the
beautiful colors.  They played with each other running around playing tag
when they saw two brothers named Sean and Chet.  And Sean said, "I like
the one with the chocolate nose." Chet said, "I liked the one with the
pink nose".  And they became ferret daddies.
 
Wolfy
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com
[Posted in FML issue 4502]