OK, I guess first I'll need to 'fess up that I not only read this gossip
magazine, I have a SUBSCRIPTION to it!  What can I say, it's my big vice
(other than ferret hammocks from eBay!)...
 
Anyways, in the Jan. 5th issue, there's a story on Paris Hilton and how
she was sent to live with her grandmother for ninth grade and what she
was like then.  In one picture, she is shown with a ferret kit and the
caption is, "Hilton brought her ferret to school on a leash and set it
on her desk, until her teachers banned it because it was so disruptive."
 
Ferrets?  Disruptive?  More than Paris Hilton?  I can't imagine.
 
The funniest part is that her grandmother lived in (drum roll please)
CALIFORNIA.  Were the rules different in 1996 about ferrets, or is it
just the usual that rules are different for rich folks?
 
Cheers, Em
[Posted in FML issue 4387]