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Fran Brown <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 29 Jan 2003 15:03:28 EST
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This could be really good for a laugh or two!
So.....here are the 10 'Answers'
 
1. Something a ferret likes to chew on.
   What is a tv remote?
 
2. In the corner.
   Where can you find the rare species 'pileopoo'?
 
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   What must you dig in the hidey hold under the bed for every morning?
 
4. The Human Foot.
   What must be kept shoeless and sockless to remain bloodless?
 
5. The Death Stare!
   What is the expression shared when you can't find the car keys AGAIN?
 
6. The Oracle.
   Who IS that wildwoman?
 
7. "No, that's mine!"
   What's the stupidest thing you can say to a ferret?
 
8. Under the couch.
   Where can you find 235 socks, 3 hairbrushes, 4 remotes, 3 soda
   bottles and 66 toys?
 
9. "Because I can!"
    What does a ferret say in reply to any reprimand given?
 
10. The Wall.
    What is the catchall for random loose poops?
 
Love on your fuzzies!
Fran
 
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FerretsAreLove.com
[Posted in FML issue 4043]

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