Darn it now what??????  Lightstar has become the world's loviest baby along
with Fang but......  He is suddenly doing this really weird thing.  When he
comes to me he will start licking and kissing like crazy then open his
mouth as wide as possible carefully placing it on my tender flesh and
CHOMP!!!!!!!  Is he just trying to tell me I'm good enough to eat?????  How
do I stop this without discouraging the loviness and the kisses????  Or
should I just keep feeling blessed and watch out for the CHOMP??????  Maybe
he is telling me I need a bath?????  I am so confused!!!!!!!  HELP!!!!!!!
 
    Kelleen & The INSANE Animal House
[Posted in FML issue 1357]