There once was a ferret named Camille
Who never sat still for a meal
She stashed all her food
(Although it was rather rude)
So none of her kibble could I steal.
 
Lucy was a very serious fuzz-bean
Who didn't dig the wardance scene
So I put her in a back-pack
and yelled "Ferret in the sack!"
Till she danced and dooked like a queen.
 
Sweet Camille loved her sister to kiss
But whenever she did Lucy would hiss
So I said "Please don't fight
It's so late at night"
And they curled up in a ball of ferret bliss.
 
No ferrets were harmed in the making of these limericks.
[Posted in FML issue 1858]