1.  Doodoo stains on the hardwood floors.
2.  Poopies in all the corners.
3.  Banging sounds in the middle of the night.
4.  Squealing sounds in the middle of a fight.
5.  A new storage system for shoes, socks, toys, watches, gloves, etc.
    under the bed.
6.  New veterinarians.
7.  A new tradition of reading the Ferret Mailing List instead of the
    morning paper.
8.  A steady supply of raisins, Ferretone, and Nutri-Cal.
9.  Little, teeny, tiny furs on the sheets and pillowcases.
10. A hammock full of snoozin' Susans.
[Posted in FML issue 1625]