>From:    Anonymous Poster <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SO CALLED FERRET PEOPLE!
>Just look at your fuzzies face and you tell me that is a vicious, stinky,
>ugly, rat!  We need to help eachother, not hurt!  Spread the word ferrets
>are good!!!!!!!
 
We cute adorable, fuzzy rats are greatly offended by your statement.  You
are discriminating against a species that you obviously do not know at all.
Although rats and ferrets are not (usually) compatible, rats are indeed
smarter than ferrets, more affectionate than ferrets and certainly cuter
than ferrets!!!!
 
Geez! Pick on someone your own size, whydon'tya!!
 
Hazel Rat  (who lives at the)
Best Little Rabbit, Rodent & Ferret House
Seattle, WA
[Posted in FML issue 2382]