Here is another song for your enjoyment.
Sung to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Mary Poppins.
 
For all the ferrets,
 
Mary Cohen
 
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To the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
 
Give us raisins right this minute or we'll start a riot,
Just because you can't eat them while you are on your diet,
That's no reason to deprive us of this little pleasure,
You had better make haste now or you'll repent at leisure.
 
Refrain:
 
DookDookaDookaDookaDookaDookaDook
DookDookaDookaDookaDookaDookaDook
 
You do a lot of things to us that make us really grumpy,
That duck soup you feed to us is always kinda lumpy,
You insist on poking, prodding, combing, clipping, cleaning,
We can make life tough for you (we think you get our meaning!)
 
Refrain:
 
Yesterday we had our baths, today it's gonna be nails,
Why don't you give it a rest and go and read your e-mails,
You should get a steady job or learn a sport like soccer,
Take those books on "Ferret Health" and stash them in your locker.
 
Refrain:
 
Our teeth are white, our nails are trimmed, our ears could not be cleaner,
Those contacts you bought for us have made our vision keener,
You've shampooed us and blow-dried us, Good Grief; you're annoying,
What about our mental health that you are now destroying?
 
Refrain:
 
If you think having shots is fun, then you are really crazy,
We don't stay in bed all day because we've gotten lazy,
We're recuperating from your latest round of fussing,
If you listen really close, you'll hear us softly cussing.
 
Refrain:
 
You keep on asking why we stress out, no one could be that dumb,
Your attentions are unwelcome, go and give the cat some,
You must have some work to do, some things that must be seen to,
Leave us all alone a while and you'll stop seeing green pooh!
[Posted in FML issue 2560]