Jennifer asked what silly things people had done because of having ferrets.
How about:
- Lying on your stomach in the middle of an appliance store to inspect
  potential purchases.
 
- Typing up 4-page single-spaced instructions to the ferretsitter when
  you'll only be gone for 3 days.
 
- Taking delivery of a pizza sideways through a barely opened door so all
  the toppings end up on one edge of the pizza.
 
There's lots more, but that's enough for now.
[Posted in FML issue 2942]