Well,
 
I have a new neighbor who loves ferrets and has actually owned some in
the past.  I was letting my 2 girls play with him while I was away on
business for a weeek.  Here is the thing I just found out see is that
this neighbor is actually gay and has a male lover that frequently
visits.  I am now terrified that my 2 ferrets could have caught AIDS
while they were being watched by these two people.  I have them in
quarantine and am only feeding them and changing their cages with rubber
gloves and a mask until I know they are safe.  I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN!!
They are visiting frequently but not until I can figure out what to
do about these ferrets who now may have AIDS.  What to do please???
 
Thanks for your information
 
Tommy girl
 
[Moderator's note: No, ferrets do not get AIDS.  Nor do most homosexuals.
But if you are worried, please consider putting them up for adoption and
post your general location.  Rubber gloves and a mask are probably not
the ferrets' preferred method of interaction!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 4402]