Dis is Max here Ms. Dippy.  You are so bootyful, I saw your baby pictures
on your web site.  I wantta take you out for a weasel war dance, can you
get away??  Huh!!  Give me back the keyboard @#$*&$!  give it Back!
#*%#&*!  Darn You!!!
 
Hi, MS Dippy, this be Sammie the cuddler!  Max just gave me the keyboard
cause he knows I be the man for you!  I wanna invite you over for
Ferretone and a movie.  We have a portable DVD player so we can hide it
in the hammie and cuddle all night and....#^%*%!!!!%$ Give me back the
keybord you weasel!!!  It's mine!!!!.......I'll bite you!!!!!Oh ye?
#%^&*&^@# I'll scruff you!!...Take that!.....Ouch!
 
Hi MS Dippy, Its mes, Max again!  Sammie is old and had to go take a nap.
I am young and full of life, much more fun than he is!  Why, I am,
"OUCH!" #%^&^*
 
ALRIGHT YOU TWO!  Get off my computer and go to your cages.  Who are you
talking to, Wait, don't push the send button yet, I want to see who you
are ..................SEND!.......................
[Posted in FML issue 5252]