Nicknames for my Seymour include, but are not limited to:
 
Weenie-weasel
rug surfer
bean-bag-boy
Seymour, hear more, destroy more
speed bump
"Floyd" (from the strange mind of my parents, not mine!)
parrot-ferret (he makes a wierd screeching noise that sounds like a parrot)
his royal majesty (his favorite)
 and last but not least:
"Mr. Fuzz Meiser" (long story)
 
That's all I can think of at the moment. Some of the other nicknames I've
seen were so funny that I started using them too. (Like ferrito-burrito.
That's so much fun to say!)
Bye for now!
           Barbara and Seymour("She locked me up for the tenth time
                           today. It's boring in this stupid old cage.
                           This restriction's got me so low.
                           If she keeps it up, I just might bite her
                           toe! Oh-aaaay-yeah....."--to the tune of
                           "Self Esteem")
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1387]