Yesterday, my SO called me at work so that I could listen to our fuzzbutt.
Now since this little guy NEVER makes any kind of noise except when he's
distressed, I was curious as to what it would sound like.  Imagine my
surprise when I heard all sorts of hissing and squealing coming from our
usually very laid back and friendly little guy.  What had happened, you
ask?  Well, he'd managed to find one of my husband's - and believe me when
I say I'm blushing as I type this - um, plastic penis rings.  Anyway,
it's the only thing we've EVER seen him get possessive about and it's the
weirdest thing.  I have no idea why he would be so attached to it except
for chewing purposes.  Whew!  I really need to get in a new supply of
Cheweasels!
 
[BH]
[Posted in FML issue 2676]