Okay, since "everyone" wants to see ferrets portrayed in a more realistic
light how about this scenario....
 
Gentleman is late for work.  He's tearing his house apart to find the
missing gel insole from his shoe... oh, and it would be nice if he could
find his wallet, too!  So, he's running around the house and finally
stops in front of the sofa which has a huge hole dug in the side of it.
He reaches in and pulls out the TV remote (with all the buttons gnawed
off), a potato, a Cheweasel, some plastic Easter eggs, a set of keys, a
couple of mismatched socks, and finally the MIA gel insole with the
ferret firmly attached to the other end tugging on it.  THEN he calls on
his Verizon Wireless phone for some back up.
 
Now, do you think people who don't have ferrets would find it amusing?
Amusing that all this stuff is missing and then located inside the guts
of a sofa?  Even a realistic ferret commercial may lose it's appeal...
 
OR.
[Posted in FML issue 3877]