Hey All,

I guess it is just about that time for whippin' out the ol' Mangled
Christmas Songs for Mustelids! (There are Christmas trees up already
so I guess it's not TOO early!!)

Howzabout a little "Walking with a Ferret in your Pants" to get you
all in the holiday mood??!!

Here ya go! I hope you enjoy it!!!

Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

WALKING WITH A FERRET IN MY PANTS

Hear my cries are you listnin'?
Oh my tears, they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail but to no avail,.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

Gone away is the old skin,
here to stay is the NU-SKIN.
I'll heal up strong as we form a bond.
Walkin with a ferret in my pants!

To my knee that fuzzy ferret's climbing,
but to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my knee now,
but slides again while sctching up my hide!

Later on by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what they've done,
Oh heck it was fun!!
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

S.Pyron

[Posted in FML 7616]