Hello, peoples!
 
I hope you are enjoying the new season of coldness that we are having now.
A coupla nites ago, there was white crunchy stuff onna ground outside!  It
was all gone the next day.  Soon, there'll be enough of it for the hoomans
to bring in wit' buckets.  They'll dump the buckets of white stuff into my
bat' tub.  An' then me an' my friends Corky and Ferris kin dig an' play in
it!  I can't wait!  Mommy sez she first read about it on the FML.  You kin
learn all kindsa great stuffs here!
 
We have a new front page story on our website today.  It's about a kind of
place called a "puppy mill".  The story is about what they are and what's
wrong with them!
 
Also on our front page, you kin see a picture of what my T-shirt looks
likes.  I'm workin' hard on my column in the picture!
 
Lots of love,
Beulah
Advice Columnist
Madison Pet Gazette
 
www.petgazette.net
Your friendly advice ferret, "Dear Beulah"-- only in Madison Pet Gazette!
[Posted in FML issue 2488]