To All Humans:
 
Missouri currently under invasion by Marching Mustelid Mob, a.k.a.  the FLO.
Onslaught is terrible.
 
Greatly outnumbered.  Mustelids currently sighted in Columbia and St.
Louis.  All points in between to be assumed under the control of invading
forces.
 
All escape vehicles have been captured.
 
I have obtained copies of FLO directives, code book and training manual.
Will attempt to meet up with remaining humans in St.  Louis.  Hopefully can
translate foriegn documents and disseminate information to other humans.
 
Alert General Mo' Bob not to return to home base without backup.
 
Out.
 
Mad Maggie
[Posted in FML issue 1949]