I read the FML the other day and found something very curious.
 
First, I read about that delightful varmit Bubba.  I wanted to say GO
BUBBA!!!  Give 'em hell!!!  <ggg>
 
Then, a couple of posts later, I read about Piper.  It would appear that
Piper is also a varmit from hell.  The only difference is that one owner
finds this behavior desirable and the other does not.
 
Now, is there a wrong or right in this situation?  I don't know.  It is just
an observation of mine.  I do have an idea for Piper's owner though.  It
seems to me that your ferret may be looking for attention from you.
Solution: Attention.
 
When this little varmit starts acting extra varmity, Wear Him Out.  Makd him
run all over the house.  If he tries to hide under the couch, move the couch
and make him play with you.  In short, do everything you can to sustain play
for as long as you can (this will be benificial to both Piper AND you).
 
Got to go now.  My 6 mth old varmit Claudia is making noise in the bathroom.
That means she wants attention.  Isn't it wonderful to be needed?  Give
Piper and Bubba plenty of kisses for me!
 
Bido-happy owner
Yoshi-4years and still going
Claudia-"Play with me NOW!!"
Kodi- 2years "I love visiting these guys!"
[Posted in FML issue 1622]