Dear Tonk, Robin and Woly
 
I am the human who looks after, Snow Moon and Shadow, I am writing to
wish you lots of fun and good luck in your endeavor to cross the world
three times and also to let you know that the boys will not be able to
help you any more.  The reason being.  Ferrets are by nature, fun loving
forgiving and inquisitive animals, who love to get up to mischief.  And
although I kept their secret and did not tell the authorities where all
that green gas came from.  I feel I need to protect them.  No not from
the authorities but from people.  You see I have come to the conclusion
that a lot of ferret people are not like their pets, they are not fun
loving forgiving and inquisitive and do not like to join in the fun.
They prefer to keep old augments going even when they have been asked
several times to stop.  If I ask my boys what they think is the best food
for them, they say, whatever you give me, because you love me, and what
someone else gives their ferrets is best for them, because if you love
us, you give us what you think is best for us, Isn't that enough, that
you love your ferrets and give them what you think is best for them.
And why do we stay angry?.
 
If my boys get up to mischief and I stop them, they don't agree, but they
don't get mad at me, they still want to dance and play with me.  It would
be so nice if people were more like their pets, fun loving, forgiving and
inquisitive.  So I'm sorry but I want to save my boys from a disillusion,
They still think people are great.  That is why tonight on your last run,
my boys will be locked up tight and will not be able to give you any
beans of pea soup.  I hope you understand and will forgive me, I know
Tonk will, he's a ferret.
 
PS did you enjoy the soup?
 
Stephenie SDF Netherlands
[Posted in FML issue 5204]