The difference between being a ferret and being anything else in the world.
 
1) If you are a ferret and an Eagle is swooping on you, you think "Ah ha!
   I'll wait until he gets low enough and jump him!"
 
2) Once you've established your domain, ANYTHING belongs to you...at least
   temporarily!
 
3) Your only job in life is to PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!  Anything else is
   distraction and frowned upon.
 
4) For the most part, everyone is trying to find ways to HELP you have
   more fun!
 
5) You are pretty much the only living creature that is considered SuperCute
even while you are asleep!
 
6) Even when you are tearing things apart, no one *really* gets mad at you!
 
7) EVERYTHING is an adventure...even if you were just there an hour ago!
 
8) You only have to poop in the litter box if you *want* to!
 
9) Those that care for you always buy just about the most expensive food
   available, just so you'll live longer...who else can say that? :)
 
10) No matter what else is going on, with very little effort you can get
    everybody's attention!
 
Todd and the (Autograph line forms to the right) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 2323]