>>Can someone tell me where and when the funeral for Alexandra will be?

Rumor has it that in honor of her past exploits on leg and arm stilts
at Burning Man as a royal purple and tangerine orange giraffe they will
be loading her into the burning man of Burning Man and simulating a
movie from the 1960s. (What in the world was the name of that film?)
Everyone is requested to light bayberry candles places at crossroads
during solstices, equinoxes, and cross-quarter nights for 8 years, and
all the women as asked to kiss Dann (Oh, THAT got noticed enough to
perhaps raise the dead, especially since it wasn't in the original
Will...).

She also requested that everyone enjoy pinatas on the first of every
month for the next year. (She specified that they have to be new ones
each month, no cheating...)

I have been told that her ferrets are seeking comfort in Crochet Jangle
Easter Eggs, and that the chickens are irreconcilable.

We are buying up bayberry candles and seeking someone who can do
Japanese style daytime fireworks, another of her requests, along with
parades through her hometown and the town of her birth with no fewer
than 14 marching bands and 7 floats, to each finish at a carnival.
She did say how high the ferris wheels had to be and what colors
the merry-go-round horses needed to be, but i forget. It was a very
detailed portion of her Last Will and Testament.

Death by disgust with verbal food fights. Can there be a more boring
way to go?

Sukie (not a vet)

Recommended ferret health links:
http://pets.groups.yahoo.com/group/ferrethealth/
http://ferrethealth.org/archive/
http://www.afip.org/ferrets/index.html
http://www.miamiferret.org/fhc/
http://www.ferretcongress.org/
http://www.trifl.org/index.shtml
http://homepage.mac.com/sukie/sukiesferretlinks.html

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