Hi FMLers. I'm having a hard time figuring out how to say this, so I'm
just going to spit it out the best I can. I just want to let anyone who
might be looking for a lost ferret in Abington, Pennsylvania, in the area
of Jenkintown Road near Old York Road, that a sable adult male was found
by the side of the road by a friend of mine. The body was taken to a
veterinary hospital for communal cremation. I hope this isn't an FMLer's
worst nightmare come true, but in case someone was engaged in a futile
search, I just thought I'd mention it.
 
Hillary G.
[Posted in FML issue 1320]