Hi All,
 
I started a list that I thought would be clever in describing the unique
personality of ferrets.  If any of you would like to contribute, please
feel free to do so.  I may just make a poster of it and put it up for sale
for those interested parties.  I'd like to have at least a dozen if not
more added to the list.
 
1.. There would be no government and anarchy would ensue.  It simply
    isn't any fun to govern others.
2.. Wall-to-wall carpeting would be offered only in fleece material.
3.. All underground vehicle tunnels would be extended.
4.. The 'belly jiggle' will become the new dance craze in discos.
5.. The U.S. Department of Defense would officially induct the 'weasel
    war dance' as a legitimate mode of military strategy.
 
Thanks,
Carrie
[Posted in FML issue 3711]