[Moderator's note: I suppose the substance changes a bit from day to
day -- here's a note similar to the above posted a day later :-) BIG]

A few days ago someone said they tried to google
Quantifrolicdookmetaseine and did not get an answer.

This is a very difficult drug to find where this substance is strictly
controlled. It has no value to humans or another animal except the over
dooked ferret so it is not very well stocked in any supply mode.

Quantifrolicdookmetaseine is difficult to produce. It needs a 19.3 volt
DC battery with a silver chrome molly tungsten wire on the positive
pole and not more than 4 feet long and a wire of not more than 2% pure
copper, 34% iron but not less than 33% iron, 9% exactly of zinc, 28%
pure berkelium, and the rest of pure Actinium. The negative pole must
not be longer than 3 1/2 feet of pure Ununtrium. This is used to
polarize the initial preparation of plant and soy in a temperature
controlled vat.

After the polarization the slurry is strained several times and then
sealed in a small sealed drum that is sterilized in a retort. The
Quantifrolicdookmetaseine is recovered in a distilled process and
bottled. Shelf life is indefinite if not allowed to be in contact
with air. To administer it is mixed with thickened Boost or other
such health liquid to be syringe fed to the ferret.

Not more than 2 CC can be given to a ferret in any 83 hour period. All
the left over slurry from the production has to be EPA logged in their
control sheets and disposed of in an approved EPA facility. This is why
there is so little of this great stuff around.

So Peekaboo got her dose and is not back to normal. Phew! Such a good
little animal.

Gordon, Peekaboo and Pester

Rev. J Gordon Bengtson
Aarrow-Ranch Aviation
Mechanicsville, Virginia  23111

[Posted in FML 6154]