Hey, Cookie, Tater and Odie!
 
Sara-er-Cyrano here (Still dookin' hard to get used to my new name).  I
knows I can't make the olympical team for this year, since I'm recovering
from that back injury, but would you consider me for a partner for the 2000
Olympics?  I could be on the stash team, I stash Mommy and Daddy's shoes in
0.00002 seconds flat (they timed me), the sneak out from view and poop in de
corner team, or maybe a carrotball team.  I definitely would be great at
raisin tossin' and stashin' (hee hee, where I would stash dem raisins, no
one would find 'em, yum mee).  Whatcha tink?
 
If I could be in the olympicals it would make my heart so glad, I been
prayin' to my troll god night and day to make me strong and get well from
the injury and it worked.  I's now runnin and hidin' just like new.  Mommy
and Daddy are so- o-o happy.  Mommy sez dat nice lady vet she took me to was
a miracle worker.  Dooks to you, Doc.  T.  If I see you again, I'll give you
a big fert kiss on the nose.
 
Anyway, gots to go.  Mommy's coming and since I got hurt, I'm not loud on
her desk anymore.  Seez ya all
 
Sara/Cyrano
[Posted in FML issue 1649]