Tonks, listen up, Dude. This is Ping is He.
 
Cassie Iroff is a *lady*.  She doesn't need some guy covered with POOP in
her life.  Yeah, YOU.  Charter member of TPO Club, Dude.  Gotta warn you
that Puma is giving me etiquette lessons so that I can get to know Cassie
better.  (Puma says she's teaching me because of the bad things she did
in a past life and this is penance or something.  Whatever.)
 
My coat is groomed, my nails are trimmed, I got rid of my chow gut, and
I'm *determined*.
 
So get outta my way.  Paws OFF.
 
P. He in MA
[Posted in FML issue 5226]