Yesterday, Rebecca wrote:
>Master Bill, the >great friend to all ferrets (and secret operative
>of the FLO)
 
I *KNEW* he was working for the FLO, I *KNEW* it!
 
You go to BIG's house and ask for a glass of water on a hot day?  HAH!
He'll say something sheepish about the plumbing not working right but
the fact is....he has a FIVE GALLON Lixit water bottle hanging up on
his kitchen wall!  He doesn't *own* any glasses.  Yeah, the neighbours
in he next apartment went half crazy trying to figure out what that
tick-tick-tick-tick noise was coming through the wall...it was the ball
bearing.
 
Alexandra in MA,
grumbling to herself.
[Posted in FML issue 5327]