1.  If it can be moved, it will be stashed.  If it can't be moved, a stash
    will be established inside or underneath it.
2.  If it moves by itself, it must be a toy.
3.  The best toys are the things you don't want them to play with.
4.  If it is edible, it will be stashed.  If it is not edible, it will be
    eaten.
5.  All plants need repotting, even if they don't.
6.  If there is no way to get back out, it will be gotten in to.
7.  The newer or more expensive the carpet, the sooner it will be shredded.
8.  The more you need something, the more likely it is to be missing.
    Especially if you're already running late.
9.  The higher it is, the more fun it is to jump off of.  Moreso if there's
    an audience.
10. The best food is always in someone else's dish.
11. There is always a corner somewhere that you never considered, and you
    won't find it until after your company does.
12. "Ferret-Proof" isn't.
13. Saying, "Absolutely no more ferrets!" is guaranteed to bring another one
    into the house.
 
Blessings,
Carla & the Woozlemaniacs
[Posted in FML issue 1554]