To Lucky Charminator.............
Thank you for writing to us directly!  We were so excited that mama printed
off your letter and being the nice guys we are...we took turns going potty
right on it.  Thank goodness she had it still in memory where she could
reprint it.  She takes copies to our doctor so she'll know everything that
could go wrong.  That way our doctor friend will be prepared.  Never can be
too careful, right?
 
Add this to our list of union demands too please.  We are perfect file clerks.
We help our mama all the time.  She saves something important and we grab it
when she's not looking and file it in our secret hidey hole!  Every few days
she plays janitor and actually has the nerve to clean it all out.  Why does she
scream so loud when she finds stuff?  Maybe if we could read...we would know
which papers were the most important!  In the mean time...we'll just take them
all!
 
To Victor, Hugo and Adele....(our French speaking cousins).....Are you part
of the LAPRA (Landscaping and Plant rearranging association)? Our mama
doesn't have room for fun things like that. We live in a 5th wheel RV. All
the plants are outside. We can't go out there to play cause the Guard wolf
will eat us! So all we can do is play in Mom's office! No problem cause
that's probably as fun as plants.
Dook is sort of a noise we make when we are happy. We talk a lot. We chuckle,
whistle, Bark like a dog, chatter, Dook and just plain old scream! Do you
guys scream? I'm the loudest (says Stinkey). Rascal is getting better but
Brandy doesn't have time to learn.
 
To Gushi...........
Pasta, huh? We love pasta too! But then we tend to try everything. The only
thing we don't like is anything with meat or gravy. Everything
else......bring on that dish! Oh wait....we don't like onions either! Mama is
usually pretty careful and only lets us take a bite or two and then we have
to get down again. But anything with cheese.....UUUMMMMM!
 
Cheers, chuckles and dooks from the crew.............Stinkey (the leader and
chief in charge), Brandy (always running cause there's never enough time),
Rascal (the lover Boy) and their Mama too!
[Posted in FML issue 1156]