Greetings FMLers...
 
I'm writing today to announce that due to appropriate placing of
litter boxes, cutting down sides to ferret-accessible height,
and repeated reminding, not to mention a little trick I shall
mention in a minute, my two ferrets have acheived a 100% hit
rate for over a week!
 
(pause for cheers from unbelieving and amazed FMLers)
 
Thank you, thank you, we're all very excited over here, too.
 
As for the little trick, I don't remeber ever seeing it anywhere,
but instead of putting a towel down in a corner where the ferrets
have regretfully chosen to drop "presents", I put down a food bowl.
(after cleaning the area thoroughly, of course.)  And folks,
I'm here to tell you, it was like magic.  And it's a lot more
pleasant to have food bowls tossed here and there than litterboxes.
 
The only catch is that I may give Mickey and Betelguese little
ulcers trying to decide where to have dinner. ("I hear the bowl
over by the door has the best service...")
 
Findin' out The Big Easy
doesn't refer to littler training,
Ryan J. Lucas
with Mickey and Betelguese the New Orleans Duo
 
[Posted in FML issue 0956]