Hi Folks,
 
OK. The fool has picked up the gantlet, I shant disappoint anyone. ;-P
 
I have only one condition, I look terrible in orange, how about red?
 
Let me see if I have this straight, sharp jabs and bad puns allowed.  For
ferret freedom everywhere.  OK.  No problem.
 
Two smart domesticated burros in the same room, both with similar
backgrounds ( i.e. journalism and ad/pr).  If you folks don't understand,
anyone involved in the media has a gene for the smart domesticated burro
section.  Trust me on this one.  Boxers, but I get a t-shirt, and we sell
tickets.  How about videos, pins and trading cards?  One for each of us, and
all of our ferrets.  Let's see, that would be 39 total.
 
Works for me!!
 
Oh yeah, what about libations, or would that dull your wits even more?
 
But 2 against one?  Well, ok, so Bob needs the help.  I wouldn't want it to
be absurdly onesided.  But Elizabeth?  Ye gads, I might be cut to ribbons.
A formidible opponent.  Unless we make it by sexes.  Bob wouldn't stand even
an outside chance.
 
Pick the time and place, buster. I'll be there.
 
Mad Dog Maggie (who is currently in training, reading Winston Churchill)
[Posted in FML issue 1937]