I could relate to a couple posts in yesterdays FML.
 
I too fit the average profile of a ferret owner.  According to Pam's survey,
the most common trait of a ferret owner is female.  After reading Bryan
Hall's post yesterday........hmmmm.
 
Speaking of thingies, I also have a nuetered male that still has one, and
unfortunately for the other male ferret ...... Is there such thing as a
nuetered gay ferret?
 
The other one: "hey..  I am trying to sleep..  quit biting my neck...hey,
now just a gol dern minute.  What do ya think yer doin....stop it!!!!!
(swipe swipe hisss hiissssss)
[Posted in FML issue 1844]