Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled coffee-table-book...
movers!
 
(Look, everyone!  This book slides real nice.  Weeeeee!  Hey!  Its *my*
turn now!  Get off!  Squeak!  Squeal!  Squeaksqueaksqueak!)
 
1) There is no feeling stronger than the bond between a loving
   ferret-caretaker and their ferrets.  Period.  (That works both ways!)
 
2) There is no such thing as doing something without the ferrets finding
   out.
 
3) You can't walk quietly enough to avoid being noticed by a ferret...
   even a sleeping one!
 
4) Even a piece of paper needs investigating by all ferrets.
 
5) Yes you *have* been someplace interesting.  The soles of your shoes
   say so.  Just take them off and let the ferrets get a snootful.
 
6) The more often you clean things up, the less work there will be later.
 
7) Trash cans don't *need* to be on the floor.  Stools and isolated end
   tables work just fine for parking these items!
 
8) Sorting laundry by color/type isn't enough.  You must also sort to
   remove all ferrets.
 
9) Nothing is exactly "trash".  No matter what it is, a ferret will play
   with it for a period of time.
 
10) Those humans may be your friends, but a ferret can pick the bad ones
    right away.  (This doesn't count for family)
 
11) All drinks should be spread all over the table.  Its easier for the
    ferret to lap up that way.
 
12) It takes less time to just let the ferrets taste your dinner right
    at the start, than it takes to try to keep them away while trying to
    eat it all by yourself.
 
13) Though ferrets have lots of love, they don't necessarily want to
    share it with certain other ferrets.
 
14) Ferrets can be as bad as children, when it comes to teasing.
 
15) Just because it tastes bad, that doesn't mean they won't eat it!
 
16) The "warmest" spot is often next to another ferret.
 
17) Who says you can't swim in your water dish?
 
18) You can tell your ferret loves you when she takes a piece of kibble,
   then walks over to you, pushes her snout against you and munches away.
 
19) You think no one pays any attention to you?  If you go missing, your
    ferret will notice and hunt you down!
 
20) Who needs cash?  Just swipe what you need from the next ferret
    you see, then run like mad!  Of course, this will cause all of the
    remaining ferret to chase you down, so maybe this isn't such a good
    rule...unless you *wanted* to be chased by the rest of the ferrets!
 
21) You can make a game out of just about anything.
 
22) Ferrets can open the fridge all by themselves.
 
23) Ferrets *can* teleport...when they really, REALLY want to.
 
24) Books do NOT belong on bookshelves.  They belong strewn across the
    floor.
 
25) Taking naps means you are now a ferret freeway.  Position yourself
    accordingly.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4717]