Okay, here goes, my very own version of a cheap Letterman takeoff:
 
Top Ten Signs You are a Ferret Owner
(...ahem...)
 
10. The folks at the one hour photo lab refer to you as that
    "ferret lady".
09. At parties you pull out your wallet and pass around pictures of your
    "Fuzzy Kids".
08. Every sweater you own looks like angora with its own distinct 'musk'
    smell.
07. You buy raisins by the bulk.
06. You always wear two different colored socks because the matching sock
    has been 'claimed'.
05. All the legs on your furniture have been removed.
04. Your freezer is filled with duck soup.
03. Every corner of your house has a litterbox in it.
02. You shuffle when you walk.
 
 ... and the number 1 sign you are a ferret owner ...
 
You have a shrine erected to 'Bob Church' in your kitchen.
 
Wendi
 & the 'trio of torment'
[Posted in FML issue 4178]