regional command
from agent turlough code-name little bear
 
warning stop warning stop cat was almost ready to surrender more territory
stop protect your operatives stop so-called neutral humans imposed detente
this outpost through foul play stop boobytrapped cannister discovered in
prominent place in secure territory stop cannister contents dangerous stop
removes ability to concentrate on mission stop have discovered human code
name for contents stop peanutbutter stop risk of possession of cannister
originally caused contention in ranks stop as alpha have personally assumed
all risk to protect more vulnerable agents stop slurp stop unable to
continue mission until cannister neutralized stop mmmmmmmmm slurp stop do
not send assistance stop slurp slurp stop do not risk affecting other agents
stop slurp slurp cant stop
 
this ferretgram dooktated to agent gaoth by agent turlough through mouth
full of peanutbutter stop turlough promised to allow inspection of cannister
for transcribing message stop agent turlough lied stop he refuses to move
his big xxxx
stop
 
send
[Posted in FML issue 1495]