::As you are peacefully reading the FML, blue smoke starts to eek out
of the moniter and roll across the desk and across your keyboard. Oh
it can't be. Not "her", again. Just as the thought crosses your mind,
an electrical pop cracks through the air, and the image of "her" is
on the monitor. "Her", the Great Ferret Oracle!::

"Hello, ferret love slaves ::chewing and popping gum annoyingly:: It's
been years since we had a contest for fun on the FML. Oldsters will
remember my famous "panty contest" on the FML. For those who missed
that, I had challenged people to try to make Wolfy pee her pants with
funny posts and photos. Pee points were measured by the wetness of her
Depends, and a splat mat was placed under her chair for those posts
that caused spillage. In addition, FML'ers mailed Wolfy photos of
underwear. The best submission was a stuffed ferret wearing a pair of
unders while lounging on a mini couch. The prize was laughter. And
everyone won in that case. There seriously was a winner, but I forget.
I was too busy trying to reattach Wolfys giggle pin ... she is part
Furby for those who don't know.

Today we have a different contest. A bizarre photo of our beloved BIG
was found floating around the Internet with him engaging in a certain
"activity" with Leeka weasel. I have no idea how and when Leeka met
with Big during her world travels, but she did and we have proof. The
photo depicts Big in a somewhat precarious position. The mystery is
WHAT. So, lets have a contest!!! Go look at the photo, and then submit
your guess as to what is occurring in the photo:

www.skweezeme.net/big.html

This costs nothing, except a moment of your time and a pinch of
creativity. The benefits are laughter over the holiday season. The
winner gets a big jet airplane..."

Wolfy bursts through the door, "HEY! Oracle, stop that! You don't have
an airplane to give to the winner. What's the matter with you? Besides,
your ruining it. This contest is for fun. The winner gets to ... well
win."

"Gawd, you are sooooooooooooo lame."

"Shut up"!

"And for my last magic trick, boys and girls ..." POOF! ::The Oracle,
turns her tail, lifts her robe and gives a mighty poof. Da Wolfy has
disappeared.:: "hehehehe"

Wolfy

[Posted in FML 5805]