Must respond breifly: human gone to do something called "feed the birds"
because of a new plague of cold, heavy, white, wet stuff that has been
falling from the sky all day.  Tater must be asked not to continue sending
this horrible substance here.  Reguarding evil long-hosed sucky things:
brave agent Schnitzel has discovered an effective way of neutralizing these
instruments of hoard destruction.  Taking her life in her hands, she has
managed to immobilize two of these creatures by repeated puncturing of the
hose with her teeth.  Making daring midnight raids under the door of the
closet where these monsters reside she has dealt a death blow to two
separate hose creatures previously deemed by the human to be secure from FLO
tactics by virtue of a locked door.  LONG LIVE THE ORGANIZATION!  Agent
Schnitzel will be happy to demonstrate the procedure to any interested FLO
agent.  In fact, following the last successful raid, the human unexplainedly
(and loudly) offered to aid the cause by providing agent Schnitzel with
transportation ANYWHERE else.  While the FLO has not been able to remove the
sucking creature completely, the human has now taking to storing it in the
nether regions of the house, from whence it is only rarely brought forth
(accompanied by the most interesting vocalizations by the human as she lugs
the heavy creature up the stairs).  Hopefully this information will proove
useful to the cause--if any other cell has information on how to combat the
intrusion of the creatures broom and dustmop, please respond.  Agents
Schnitzel and T.G.  have been working on this problem for some time, but
have yet to find an acceptible solution.
 
Sincerely,
Senior Agent Schnitzel (8)
Agent 2nd class Torus George
[Posted in FML issue 1481]