I have had requests for this, and actually, it wouldn't be Christmas
without it. Donna Baker, if you're reading this, this is for you!
(It's her favoreite Merry Mustelid Music for Christmas I've done!)

Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

WALKING WITH A FERRET IN MY PANTS

Hear my cries are you listnin'?
Oh my tears, they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail but to no avail,.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

Gone away is the old skin,
here to stay is the NU-SKIN.
I'll heal up strong as we form a bond.
Walkin with a ferret in my pants!

To my knee that fuzzy ferret's climbing,
but to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my knee now,
but slides again while sctching up my hide!

Later on by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what they've done,
Oh heck it was fun!!
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

S.Pyron
11/23/07
I've got more if you want them!!!

[Posted in FML 7283]