I don't know where Thunder Bay is, but my state borders on Ontario.  I can
pick up the little biter boy at Detroit or Port Huron and ferry him a couple
of hours toward Texas.  A bonus is that I am a bite veteran so I don't mind
handling the barracudas.  He'll get along well with Mithy the Impaler (just
kidding :).  Someone else will have to fill me in on crossing the border
with ferrets.  I found a good way to avoid hassles at the Detroit/Windsor
crossover.  Just tell them you're going to the male strip joint (Danny's) in
Windsor.  It keeps them too amused to give you any trouble.  :)
 
Disclaimer: This has to happen before the weekend of June 15 because after
that I will be at the Clarion Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Workshop
for six weeks and unavailable for ferret ferrying.
 
So who can do the Thunder Bay to Detroit leg?
 
-Catherine
[Posted in FML issue 1941]