Little Ferret Bon-Bon hopping through the house
Scooping up the car keys, and hiding them under the couch.
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon , I don't want to see you,
Scooping up the car keys, and hiding them under the couch.
I'll give you three chances, and if you don't behave,
I'll turn you into a cat!"
 
 
But the very next minute...
 
Little Ferret Bon-Bon war-dancing through the house
 
Stealing the credit cards, and using them on Ebay.
 
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
 
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon , I don't want to see you,
 
Stealing the credit cards, and using them on Ebay.
 
I'll give you two more chances, and if you don't behave,
 
I'll turn you into a cat!"
 
But the very next minute...
 
Little Ferret Bon-Bon climbing over the walls
 
Grabbing all the Easter-eggs and stashing them in the hidey-hole
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon , I don't want to see you,
 
Grabbing all the Easter-eggs and stashing them in the hidey-hole.
 
I'll give you one more chance, and if you don't behave,
 
I'll turn you into a cat!"
 
But the very next minute...
 
Little Ferret Bon-Bon prancing on the table
 
Knocking over the Ferratone and licking up the good stuff
 
Down came the good Oracle, and she said,
"Little Ferret Bon-Bon , I don't want to see you,
 
Knocking over the Ferratone and licking up the good stuff
 
I gave you three chances, and you blew it! S
 
now I'm going to turn you into a cat"
And Poof-Whoosh-Snort-Giggle!
Little Ferret Bon- Bon sauntered off in the distance,
She was still a ferret
 
Because the ticklish Oracle forgot her depends!
And the moral of this story?
If you are cute as a button, you can get away with anything.
[Posted in FML issue 3738]