If I were a ferret I'd first get lots of lovies, poop on the floor, then
beg for treats!  I'd wave good-by to mom and dad and say have a nice day
at work, I'll just be here holding down this hammock, big Yaaawwn
(someone's got to do it).
 
Love you!
Chico, Harley, Sadie, Bootsie, Summer, Daisy, Woozel, Pooh, Buffy, Oliver,
Funny and Brandy (Geezz, if we were human we could TP the office, tangle
all the computer cords, play in the piles of paper, wahooo, what fun!)
[Posted in FML issue 3154]