Hi all;
 
Hindsight is 20/20.  Sometimes I think I will never learn.  For every
accident there is an excuse.  Seems that I recently ordered and received
a new cordless phone.  Had everything neatly arranged to make sure all
items accounted for and then went to the kitchen for a cup of "joe".  When
I returned the "base" unit was present and accounted for.  The handset,
cord and belt clip somehow were missing!  Hey, I thought they were there,
I'm not that prone to forgetting.  Yep, all items should have come with the
package.  What good is a base unit of cordless phone without the handset?
 
Of course, my "sweet innocents" would never take them.  Oh, I forgot the
"foster ferret thieves" are here, they have been here.  Remember Ed they
took your cell phone, remote control, ohhh, the list goes on.  Where could
they be.  Wait, the clear vinyl tubes I hear noise.  One of the "thieves"
has the phone cord and is tugging.  Oh no, the other "thief" is on the
other end, they seem to be having a "tug of war" for ownership rights.
Ok, get the cord OUCHHHH got it, well they didn't break skin.  Sooo look
around, a black stub is sticking out from the bookcase.  The handset,
thank you, all of the keypads are accounted for.  Look, look, look....
 
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BELT CLIP????
 
Ed and the Innocents (Who Me?, Not Me!, Moi?  and grrrrrr the two thieves)
 
Riddle: What can two "corrupt" ferrets do to three sweet innocents who
could do no wrong?  Teach em new tricks!  arghhhh
[Posted in FML issue 3178]