I left a sweet, tiny, baby girl with my friend, Beth, to care for.  I come
home to an almost full grown, gorgious ferret, who now has a boyfriend!!!
Do not have one said Beth in TN babysit for you... she is lax in her ferret
morals and will turn your sweet baby into a hussy I tell you.
 
I came to pick her up upon our return from our trip, and she was curled up
in another boy's cage.  She has a boyfriend named Miles..  and get this...
she "slept with him" while I was away!!!  SLEPT WITH HIM.  OH and it gets
worse!  OK.... they exchanged pumpkin toys!!!
 
She is a bubbly thing, so when I took her she was looking at it as yet
another adventure.  But that poor big mushy polar bear, Miles, was on his
back pouting at me for taking her from his side!  I swear it was just
awful!  In fact he was so pathetic, I couldn't look back.  I swear, I
scooped her up and didn't look back at him, it was just too sad.
 
So I'm banking that there will be emails sent back and forth to them.  I'm
betting there will be dates in the future.  But there will be no more hanky
panky lets make this clear!  A very shocked Wolfy
 
Please visit:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/
for information on ferret deafness:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html
[Posted in FML issue 3511]