Ten excuses you can use if you own ferrets!
10......Can't come into work today......ferrets stole one of my shoes.
 9......Can't paint the house.....paint trays are now "ferret trays"
 8......Can't pick up your clothes off the floor......Ferrets 'may'
        be sleepinin them.
 7......Don't want to go to the gym......too tired.....chasing ferrets
        throughout the house.
 6......Don't want to clean the house......AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND
 cinquo.Don't want to open your door to those pesky salesmen.... ferret
        might run out between your feet.
 4......Don't want to open your door to that pesky "no pets"
        landlord....ferrets might run out between your feet.
 3......Don't want to get up in the morning........might disturb the
        sleeping fert nested between your legs.
 2......Don't/can't pay your income tax........ferts trip to the vet
        commin' up
             and the number one excuse you can use if you own a ferret
   .....my house really isn't messy.....I have ferrets.
apologies to dave letterman!
[Posted in FML issue 1542]