Ta Da!!  Dis is Smudge, Miss Sammi's fella.
 
Maxie just had a real good ideas.  Havin a quadripple weddin.  Of course all
da girls would haveta agree since Ma says brydes is in charge of da
weddins.Smudge don't have all da names of everybuddy in da weddin but
remembers da Dizzy and family (Pogo, Dunkin, Patches, Beeper) was comin', an
Madame Meltdown offer'n advice (with help from Meeteetse), an Shadow wit
family, Butter, Fezzik, Falstaff & Pretty Boy Floyd was comin.  Gunnar an
Spike was Bouncing.  Abby was Decradin, Bubba and Beavis are now available
as bestest man-ferts an Smudge tinks dat there was anutter Bubba comin.
Smudge lose count of all de odder one's like fower girls and more bouncins
But Smudge remember da FOOD!!!  :) Waisens piled high to da sky, pink stuff
wit odder stuff in it, and warty mellon (Smudge's favorites), and Ferretone
flowin like a river!!!
 
Well, what do you lady ferret brydes say?  Sounds fine wit Smudge.  :)
 
Maybe we could start wit da Food parts first?!  Could we, huh?? Huh,
huh??!! Could we??!!
 
BTW, Sammi,
 
Ma's garden didn't do sos good dis year cause of da dwought dis year.
Smudge couldn't find but 18 carrots sos Smudge bought in somes green beans
an somes bell peppers (dey can be da weddin bells) an somes zuchinni an
somes chili peppers fors youse.  Just in case dat wasn't nough, Smudge gots
da roots, too!  An some purtty fower for Sammi, too.  (roots included, of
course)
 
Your Smudggy
[Posted in FML issue 1656]